Reflections on Supporting A Windows PC

I was tasked to clean a friend’s Windows PC of viruses and malware tonight, which led to writing and tweeting the following haikus:

Your Windows PC,
so full of crapware it hurts,
cannot be repaired.

USB device
is not detected at all.
Why does Windows suck?

Whoever told you
256 megs RAM is enough
should be head-shot. Twice.

Little yellow blurb:
“Network cable is unplugged,”
even though it’s not.

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