The following is an experiment based on this idea. Also, if you like MadLibs then you’ll probably get a kick out of it.
I was walking, talking on my iPhone, when I suddenly saw a Transformer getting hot and heavy with a Webkinz. I immediately took a picture of the scene with my iPhone and posted it to my MySpace and Facebook pages. I wasn’t alone; TMZ had apparently taken a break from its all-Anna Nicole Smith, all-the-time coverage to cover the event for the Club Penguin opening gala. After about a minute, I tuned out and flipped my iPhone over to YouTube to catch the latest Heroes spoilers.